Jane Phonda: The Real Authentic Synthetic Truth

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The Real Authentic Synthetic Truth about Jane Phonda

by Bill K 

I have done an extensive investigation into the Jane Phenomenon
(JP), and have discovered this: there is a secret cabal of mad
scientists who have been working since the 1960s to create the
Perfect Woman (PW). Their work predates by many years all the
current research and experiments involving cloning and
biological engineering.

Beginning in Berlin in 1938, this group acquired all the raw
human genetic materials to build a PW from scratch. After
several trials and errors, they managed to create Jane Fonda.
Initially, they were very pleased with the results, which
seemed quite promising, but the public was dissatisfied,
demanding something different. Based on knowledge gained from
the first prototype, the scientists went to work and came up
with Jane Fonda.

However, this version of the PW was not well-received by the
public, and the scientists themselves quickly realized that
a methodological mistake had been made; they worked to correct
the imperfections and after a few years they came up with Jane
Fonda.

Unfortunately, there were flaws in this version, too, and the
research group was forced to go back to the drawing boards
once again. This time, they met with slightly more success and
were able to create Jane Fonda. Although this version was
slightly more palatable to the public, the scientists did not
feel that what they had was the PW. Several more experiments
were made, each one yielding Jane Fonda.

Still, the researchers felt, this was not the PW. Finally,
relying on recent psychosocial research, the scientists made
the breakthrough discovery they had been seeking for decades.
The Perfect Woman cannot exist without Man and God. Going
back to the drawing boards, the researchers at last created
Jane Fonda, with a man growing out of her rib, and with a
thorough and complete knowledge of God, the Christian variety.

Better living through chemistry.

 ...Bill Koehnlein

 
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